" It
was 1989 and the Irving Titans were declining into oblivion after
spending decades as one of the elite professional football teams. Enter
a new owner who is ready to tear everything apart and brand the
franchise as he wants. This includes firing a legendary coach and
replacing him with a successful college coach whose ego is one of the
few that can match the owners.
If the reader is a football fan
from that era, this might sound very familiar. This fictional story
about the Irving Titans is billed as a farce based on the exploits of
the real Dallas Cowboys from that time. Just change the names and a
reader would believe he or she was reading about Jerry Jones, Jimmy
Johnson, Michael Irving and the rest of the Cowboys during their glory
years in the early and mid 1990's.
The parallel universes of the
Titans and the Cowboys are striking and I was impressed with how the
author made the fictional team so much like the real one. Both fired a
legendary coach, both traded the star running back to a team called the
Vikings for many draft picks that would become key players (wonder if
the fictional Vikings did better with that running back?) and in both
cases, one of those star players, a wide receiver, found himself in
trouble with the law over ladies and cocaine.
The "snow" that was
in the possession of the Titans receiver was supplied by the back up
quarterback Jimmy Stone, the antagonist of the novel. His account of
those seasons with the Titans reads like a trashy novel with lots of
drugs and a LOT of sex.
That last part is important because one
of the ladies who services the players, coaches, owner and even a
sportscaster holds them all hostage because she holds the goods on all
of them Charlene Rivers fits the stereotype of the woman who sleeps her
way to the top.
While the book is certainly raunchy and not for
those readers who would be easily offended, it is EXTREMELY funny. I
was in tears at times especially when the authors would describe
Charlotte's antics. Her character and Jimmy's were both well developed
and a reader can't help but like them even if their actions are less
than honorable.
I did find the story hard to follow at times and
it did read as a sleazy novel which is not my thing, at least when
reading a book on sports. But for an entertaining and hilarious book,
this fits the bill. Rated at three and a half stars, rounded up to four
for Amazon and Goodreads."
Get a COPY TODAY!!!! Irving Titans
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