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Friday, March 13, 2020
Coronavisrus Invasion
As of today, March
13th, Planet Earth is closed! This action is necessary to
accommodate the rampant stupidity flying across the planet today. It has also
been reported, by unnamed sources, that the Martians and Mercurities have
diverted their invasion forces. Why? It was once thought by their leaders they
would find intelligent life on Earth. For eons they watched our planet evolve.
They marveled at the technological advances those puny humans made. In one
century, they made great strides in medicine, weapons, philosophy, empathy and
to a degree enlightenment. They were wiping out crippling diseases, extending
life expectancies and reducing birth rate mortalities.
At
one point, they feared the planet was in trouble in 1918. A disease unknown to
the foreigners swept across the planet decimating a third of its population. But
they rebounded and forged forward. Still, man continued to battle back. They
noticed other diseases that were rampant in the human race. After intercepted
messages they learned of Small pox, Cholera, tuberculosis, whooping cough,
typhus Polio, measles, mumps and something called Eboli.
By
the Earth calendar another cataclysmic event occurred, they called it World War
Two. While both of the invading armies were familiar with war, what they
witnessed was frightening. With the exception of a few countries, the Earth was
on fire. In the end, they wept for the 60million lives the conflict
extinguished. But once again, those people on the paradise planet prevailed and
came back stronger, smarter and more resilient than ever. But then, the tide began
turning in a way no one could foresee.
The
invention of what the Earthlings called the, “I-Phone” made connectivity to all
humans possible overnight. Information could be sent around the globe in a
matter of seconds. Truly, it appeared the time was ripe to move-in and glean the
fruits of this advanced societies advances. Or was it? There was one invention they took for
granted-Television. On the surface they admired the technology and found it
amusing at times. They were amazed at how a race so advanced could be so enthralled
with a box displaying images. A once proud planet that thrived on hard work, resiliency
and physical exertion was becoming complacent, lethargic and lazy. Still, if
they got there in time, the prize was worth taking.
And
then the unimaginable happened. They watched through their imaging devices a
panic unseen in their centuries of studying the planet. A mass panic was
gripping the planet. Was it a coming war? Was a natural catastrophe occurring?
Were the bodies of water rising? Were storms ravaging the surface? No. It was
none of these. Then what could it be? The question was answered when then
decided to examine those boxes that were in every household across the world.
For those that didn’t have one, they were found congregating at other gathering
places glued to every word the other humans were saying. Why?
When
they found the answer they were searching for, they were shocked. This race of
people that had endured, suffered, risen again and flourished were being
convinced that the world as they knew it was coming to an end. Something called
Coronavirus was sweeping the planet and it was the people in the boxes who were
spreading the word. But it wasn’t only the words they spoke it was the way they
spoke. They found themselves mesmerized by the bright spot lights, the smartly
dressed hosts and the headlines that kept changing. For several days they too,
became transfixed with the box and those who kept talking to them. When the
commanders of the invasion fleets were not receiving daily reports, they decided
it was time to investigate what was going on.
They
were shocked! None of the normal duties or maintenance operations were being performed.
Drills had been canceled. Debris littered the once pristine floor. When they
identified the problem and held a high-level conference, they came to the same
conclusion, in order for them to achieve their goals, they would have cut the
transmission and attempt to regain control and discipline. They knew there
could be backlash, but it was worth the chance. Without asking for consent the
transmission was cut. The initial reaction was as expected. A few cases of
mutiny were logged. Many of the soldiers displayed acts of depression and
withdrew from the others. Sick bays were crowded with lethargic, lazy, mindless
individuals. They had lost the ability to think for themselves and function. In
a week, there were signs of improvement. The doctors verified the leaders
fears-it was the box that had caused the epidemic. Turning off the box was the
best medicine.
With
this new found information, both forces convened a military conference to
discuss future plans. It was agreed, at this time, all plans of conquest were
put on hold until the people of the planet were able to regain their senses and
become the resilient race they had studied and admired for centuries.
During
the conference one of the leaders who was considered an expert on the human
race brought up a saying he had gleaned from his intense studies that came from
the 1980’s, earth time. It was, “garbage in, garbage out.” At the time, the
saying baffled him. No longer. After studying the mysterious box and reading
the doctors reports, he now understood the words and their effect on the human
race. How would it effect his people? It was decided, the risk wasn’t worth it.
See,
they weren’t coming to conquer the planet in a sense, they were coming to consume
those they had been studying and one must be careful what they consume, shouldn’t
they?
Audio version: http://ow.ly/UMGM50yLCao
Audio version: http://ow.ly/UMGM50yLCao
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Democratic Debate february 25th 2020
Yes, I watched the Democratic debate tonight
and have a few questions and observations.
Joe
Biden, I guess he thinks being forceful with his answers is going to stir more
support. Perhaps. But, when the questions about China, North Korea, Iran, and
Russia were asked in how he would handle the current situations he would always
start out with, “I’m the only one on stage that has dealt with world leaders.”
Okay, Well, you were the Vice-President, so it’s good to know you were doing
something. And if you did meet with them, why didn’t those countries listen to
you? Why were human rights being dismissed in the Far East? Why didn’t Russia
pull out of the Crimea and the Ukraine? Why didn’t the civil war end in Syria?
Bernie
Sanders. Let’s be honest, he’s just mad and he’s passionate about being mad. He
still holds the rebel rousing cry of the 60’s war movement and hippies, thus,
he appeals to young voters. How many of us remember our mental state back in the
late sixties and early seventies? If the man is so upset with dictatorial
leaders, someone tell me why he honeymooned in the USSR. Not Russia, but the
USSR? Praising Castro for improving literacy among the youth of Cuba is absurd.
Lenin did the same thing after the Revolution and what those children learned
was how wonderful the system of Communism would propel their lives and they
would share in the wealth of the state. How did that work out for millions and
millions of Russians?
Warren.
It’s hard to say what she wants to do. She keeps repeating herself with zero
substance. She comes across as whiny and insecure. Just my opinion. I think she’d
have a better chance building foundation in sand. It’s about as stable as her
campaign.
Amy
Klobuchar is a bit of a wild card. I did catch her on Bill Maher last week and
heard nothing different other than, “We need to beat Trump.” Not much of
a campaign strategy. She is like Warren only comes across as more prepared and
likeable. Still, I don’t see her gaining any momentum. Enjoy staying in the
Senate.
Pete
Buttigieg. He is the anomaly of the group. He’s young and vibrant but needs
more seasoning. Arguing with your opponents is not a wise tactic. State your
opinion and move on. If, an opponent attacks you directly and not policy, then
by all means, take some of their hide with you. Otherwise, suck it up and move on.
Tom
Steyer. Someone tell me why he was up there? He only muddied the waters and
added noting but a warm body on the stage. His chances are zero.
Mike
Bloomberg He was better prepared tonight but lacks the charisma to charm voters.
His wasn’t as combative tonight which was a plus, but he lacks the unseen
talent of charming and swooning the masses. His best chance is taking a page
from Ross Perot when he went against Bush Sr and target the 35-60 demographic
thus forcing a contested convention.
Overall,
it was entertaining but when it comes to world diplomacy, we have seen through
history how well it works. In 1940, Chamberlain declared, “Peace in our Time.” In
1978 Carter said almost the same thing about the Middle East “Peace in the
region.” We know how that turned out. To be naïve that diplomacy will start
wars on planet Earth is extremely naïve. No, we as a country don’t want it, but
that is the US. Many of our Allies, Great Britain, Germany, France, Saudi
Arabia, Japan are not interested in war, but when it comes, we must be prepared
and none of those onstage gave me a feeling they would be able to lead this
country. No one up there is an FDR or Harry Truman.
The
moderators brought up the coronavirus and how it is going to spread across the
United States. We heard the same scare tactics with West Nile virus and Eboli.
I couldn’t believe Biden took credit for stopping it and said he would go to
China and tell them what to do and how to monitor it. Well, Joe, why didn’t you
do something when you were in power? Hmm. I understand it is a deadly virus,
but so is the flu. How many have died this year from it? All the candidates complained
about the cuts the CDC yet none addressed why that organization and the World
Health Organization cannot stop the flu? Why? Blaming Trump is not the answer or
the cure.
As
I said at the beginning, it was entertaining, yet if I was an Independent still
on the fence, nothing I saw tonight would convince me to vote for any of them.
And that is the battle they have if they want any chance of defeating Trump in
November.
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